Top Poker Tweets Of The Week: Halloween Costume Howlers

Here are a selection of some of the top poker tweets coming from the pros over the past week:
THE GOOD
Phil Hellmuth
“Love my @WSOP Main Event costumes: RT @FTR_Poker_News Best (and Worst) Poker Halloween Costumes! http://www.flopturnriver.com/poker-news/and-worst-poker-halloween-costumes-22994.. @phil_hellmuth”
Tiffany Michelle
“My phone is always auto correcting “Urg” to “UTG”. #youknowyoureapokerplayerwhen”
Allen Kessler
“Wishing @themouthmatusow a quick recovery from his spinal surgery. – http://t.co/f9Z7sL4ANN”
Phil Hellmuth
“Great news from @TheMouthMatusow, although his spinal surgery had serious complications: he will walk again! #GoMikey #ComebackTimeAgain”
Faraz Jaka
Giaaaaannttttssss!!! Wooooo! After 11 bars finally found one w/ some Californians to celebrate with in Mexico City. Weeeeeeeeeee!
THE BAD
Alan Engel
“Bad news from @Pokerstars More and more rake. http://t.co/eGftnhBNWA”
Steve O’Dwyer
“Oct 30 2014 “Red Thursday” – the day winning online poker players ceased to exist #inthered #nhAmaya”
Justin Bonomo
“Many players saying the new rake increases from @PokerStars are bad. I’d like to hear from those that disagree to get both sides of the story”
Jean-Robert Bellande
“Noooooo! I swear I did everything correctly yesterday but somehow gained 1 lb instead of losing 1or 2. #brokepumpkin”
David Baker
“Nominated for worst acting performance of all time at a poker table…..Scott Davies”
THE UGLY
Marvin Rettenmaier
“Warning everyone planning to attend @WPT Nottingham: You shall not slap sleeping women in their face with your penis! http://t.co/8GtSmzFksj”
Tom Schneider
“Just walked to local pizza joint. Drank 2 pitchers of beer. Damn, wish I would have driven. It sucks to walk home drunk.”
Todd Brunson
“Wtf??? They cancelled honey Boo Boo??? What is this world coming to?? #dayofmorning”
Russ “Dutch” Boyd
“Like Getting a Walk With Aces – Dutch Reviews Mike Matusow’s (@themouthmatusow) Check-Raising the Devil http://t.co/yP1w7E4Zxl #poker #wsop”