Top Poker Tweets Of The Week: Deeb Colluded Against, Iacofano Tilted, Torelli Smoked,

Here are a selection of some of the top poker tweets coming from the pros over the past week:
Alec Torelli
“Sick in bed from inhaling too much smoke. And they say poker isn’t a consuming job… #gonnadie”
Shaun Deeb
“Out if the Ofc at commerce took @SuddenlyBryce and @SavagePoker colluding against me to lose..Frustrated with the corrupt floor for cash games at commerce never playing here again.”
Matt Salsberg
“Get 2 huge coolers at the Bike and then the valet comes in and tells me he hit the curb with my car and tire went flat. #NotMyCasino”
Jonathan Little
“Today was fun. I hero called K high correctly, folded bottom set correctly, and got berated for only calling river with top full house..Look forward to all of those hands in Vol 2 of my cash game book. I am successfully doing field research at Commerce!”
Phil Hellmuth
“NLHold’em Tourn strategies are like an infinite number of rivers. Finding right river for your individual strengths/weaknesses is the key.”
David Baker
“The 3 greatest poker players in the room in 1 photo! @oerockets @phil_hellmuth @lapc (photo).
Jason Mercier
“49 players left #LAPC main..Out in 43rd place for 26k.. Busted with AA. Guy limp called with QJ and check called T93 flop. I put the rest in dead on the turn.. Can’t be too disappointed. I’ve cashed all 3 main events this year (PCA, Aussie Millions, LAPC) and I’m 6 for 11 in cashing live MTTs.”
Dan O’Brien
“Girls, if you take away just one thing from The Oscars, make it this: Never get a facelift. Ever.”
Kevin Iacofano
“I was having a decent poker day and then I watched Anthony Bennett play basketball and I monkey tilted out of every tournament. #truestory.”
Jimmy Fricke
“Sometimes when I want to be mad at people I look at all the bad reviews on yelp for my favorite restaurants. And I just project hate.”
Doyle Brunson
“Freaking leg! Real bummer to be someone jealous of people that just walk across the room.#longwaysfrombeingvotedbestathleteinTexas”