Top Poker Tweets From The Pros: Mercier's Poker Dream, Devonshire's Stash

Here are a selection of some of the best poker tweets coming from your favorite pros over the past week:
Daniel Negreanu  
“Just finished watching Hustle & Flow again and can’t get that hook out of my head “You know it’s hard out here for a pimp…”
Phil Hellmuth
“Just when I thought I was getting good at Pineapple OFC, Shooky (on the App) & @westcoastbill (in person w cards) smashed me for 400 pts!”
Todd Brunson
“Playing poker with @benstunner. He quits and says “I’m not playing poker with you guys. You keep trying to take my money!”
Robert Mizrachi
“Shooting some rifles with @TexDolly @ToddBrunson Lots of fun here.”
Jason Mercier
“How often do u have dreams about poker? Used to happen to me a lot more but I probably still have 1 per week.. Last night (in my dream), I misclick opened c/o to 20k at 1/2k with QJo (200k stack)… Button jammed 80k… BB called all in for 70kish… B4 I can act they both flip over their hands. TT and 88. I then make a pretty easy call. Flop AJJ, guy to my right says “game over” …Turn comes a Ten, then my alarm goes off and I wake up. Never got to see the river #SubconsciousGrinding side note: it was a WSOP event.. I know, I have very detailed poker dreams. I can even remember what my stack looked like and why I misclicked. 4 orange 5ks instead of 4 1ks.”
Lacey Jones
“All that we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream.”
Jimmy Fricke
“Dude at my cash table is talking about how flawed the rng was for online poker. I thought all the rigtards died in the storm of ought seven.. @TheRealKidKash One dude called me a bitch and stormed out. Only good read he made all night.”
Max Steinberg
“Watching the Ms America Pageant and thinking about how strange it is that we still have this competition.. Two blondes duking it out for the win.. Miss American has a very Eastern European name but since she’s white and blonde no one will care.”
Bryan Devonshire
“Stash found! Dog relocated it to the backyard, thankfully not in the form of a turd.. His eyes look a bit bloodshot though: http://t.co/i2nAlg5Pc8.”