Top Poker Tweets From The Pros; Kessler's Slot Jackpot, Mercier's No Alcohol Bet

Here are a selection of some of the best poker tweets coming from your favorite pros over the past week:
Allen Kessler
“Just hit two amazing jackpots. First a 16000 coin royal flush. Next, this slot jackpot for 142400 pennies..Merry Christmas to me another incredible royal flush for over 12000 quarters. Happy holidays to everyone!”
Jason Mercier
“Anyone want to do a no alcohol bet for 2014? Minimum 100k please.”
Phil Hellmuth
“One of these days I might act my age, BUT for now I’m having fun! We hit Deuce Lounge till midnight, then Haze Nightclub”
Evelyn Ng
“I didn’t drink at all, but boy do I feel hungover. What a party last night! #crazydutchpeople”
Gavin Smith
“When guy celebs say they are gay, I am, ok cool, hope they are happy! When females do the the same I get pissed cause now I have no shot!”
Vanessa Selbst
“Braving JFK on December 26th with @mm_selbst, but all for a good cause. NYE in Whistler with @MariaHo @TiffnyMichelle @NoahV2 and the gang!”
Tiffany Michelle
“Got a NYE #weightloss resolution? Here’s my tip: come hang out with me, get a nasty flu, lose 10lbs in like 3 days! (Or exercise & stuff.)”
Jimmy Fricke
“Just saw a new situation. Dealer puts the turn out with incomplete action. Last guy calls, dealer now deals river. All hell breaks loose. In a case like that where the dealer makes a colossal error do you ever just skip your next tip to him?”
Liv Boeree
“Getting my Mum to update her iPad iOS is like trying to get the Daily Mail to change its views on immigration.”
Shannon Shorr
“Long for capability of separating myself from narcissism and deleting social media in #2014. Anyone doing it?”
Andy Bloch
“I’m 1/8 quintillionth Chinese? ??? Emperor Wen of ?? Western Wei ??? Yuan Baoju is your 52nd great grandfather.”
Justin Bonomo
“$100,000 buy in tourney with $1,500 in rake per player – and @BellagioPoker is making us play 10 handed. They never learn.”