Top Poker Tweets From The Pros: Hellmuth's Victory, Ultimate Poker's Epic Fail

Here are a selection of some of the best poker tweets coming from your favorite pros over the past week:
Hellmuth’s Pittsburgh Victory
Phil Hellmuth
“Surreal week: won a 2015 Corvette Stingray, filmed @ESPN live coverage of @WSOP, filmed @PokerNightTV and won Pittsburgh Open Main Event!”
Todd Anderson
“And just to prove there is no skill in poker the pros come to @WinBigRivers and take 3 of 4 top spots @phil_hellmuth @audavidb @MattGlantz”
David Baker
“Congrats to the 1 and only @phil_hellmuth for winning @WinBigRivers @PokerNightTV we made a deal heads up and I took 2nd. Amazing experience.”
Tom McEvoy
“I just read Dan Coleman’s comments about Phil Hellmuth. Coleman question’s Phil’s integrity than admits to his own online cheating. Grow up Dan Coleman and look into your own integrity.”
Ultimate Poker’s Closure
Dan O’Brien
“Ultimate Poker and its ambassadors tried hard to create a unique, entertaining poker environment and I’m proud of the steps we made.
Jason Somerville
“RIP UltimatePoker. thanks for the memories, the opportunity, and the sweet leprechaun avatar”
Gavin Smith
“A lot of cool content has been created by online poker companies but honestly @UltimatePoker really raised the bar IMO #sadtoseeyougo”
Miscellaneous
Todd Brunson
“Ok so this really just happened. I was in the bathroom at planet hollywood. I look to the left and think, damn that guy has a big penis…. Then I look to the right and think, wtf? Is this a porno convention??? I look again and realize that there’s mirrors on the stall guards.”
Jimmy Fricke
“Just had two deck changes at PH because the ace of spades was marked and I called it out blind twice. At least they changed decks this time.”
Vanessa Selbst
“Was at level 740something candy crush. Randomly got put back to level 1!What do I do (besides “stop playing” or “get a life”)? #devastation”
Matt Salsberg
“Guess Manson wanted another life sentence.”
Terrence Chan
“I would like to make a public apology @hardrockmacau for calling them 5 times about the jacket that I just found in my carry-on. <– idiot.