Top Poker Tweets From The Pros: Hellmuth's Expensive OFC Habit, Selbst Injury

Here are a selection of some of the best poker tweets coming from your favorite pros over the past week:
Phil Hellmuth
“Win, win, win at NLHold’em and mixed games, then lose, lose, lose at Open Face Chinese! I NEED to quit OFC! That habit is too expensive.. For the next 20 days my life is about two things: tailoring and implementing perfect NLHold’em tourney strategies, and sleeping Max hours.”
Vanessa Selbst
“Slipped on black ice n have gaping hole in elbow.Lady @Delta sky club was extremely nice n gave me makeshift bandage.. Drove to Niagara, got stitched up at clinic, &checked into room to see this view, all <2 hrs & <$100. I love Canada! (photo).. Kicking off #WPT 5k at Niagara Fallsview. No phones allowed so updates might be tough but I’ll let y’all know if I win.”
Todd Brunson
“To those who recently said I hate Asians I have some news..Just found out I am 1/32 Asian. So nan nan na nan na.. Now if I can just track down a great great great Grand Father/Mother who is black I will have all my bases covered!!!”
Christian Harder
“Losing all my money playing live PLO cash. Maybe I’ll win the 5k tomorrow @lapc?? #wni..The Commerce chairs are inhumane. I can’t take it! @lapc”
Shaun Deeb
“Happy for all my friends getting their FTP money but have yet to see anyone thank isia and @pokerstars for organizing this deal.”
Max Steinberg
“And I’ve officially been paid my #FTP money. Only took 3 years!”
Randal Flowers
“Feeling like a Jewish kid on Christmas since I snap sent my FTP balance to my backer after I saw the DOJ logo on Stars. Meh.”
Daniel Negreanu
“Got my tax bill today and before @DnAssistant told me the number she said, “First tell me 3 things you’re grateful for.” Haha!”
Jimmy Fricke
“I dropped Oscar off at the dogsitter so I can play these tourneys till 2am without feeling bad. Still sucks to leave him somewhere. 🙁