Top Poker Tweets From The Pros: Dog Bites Hellmuth, Brunson Goes Vegan

Here are a selection of some of the best poker tweets coming from your favorite pros over the past week:
Phil Hellmuth
“PIC: my leg (not too bad) after being bitten by a Pit bull today…Ouch!! http://moby.to/fo6dhs”.
Doyle Brunson
“I decided this morning to be a vegan. Worst 4 hours of my life:-)”.
“Just saw the top candidates for poker HOF in the next 5 years. Very disappointed to not see my son @ToddBrunson included.#notagoodlist”.
Daniel Negreanu
“Can’t remember a time in my life where there was widespread evil in the world. If ISIS doesn’t terrify you, it should. They want you dead.”
Joe Stapleton
?”@Stapes   Happy birthday, @RealKidPoker. You’re a tremendous human, and a great friend. Now let’s get naked”.
Jennifer Tilly
“Had a tough day trying to get out of bed. Now it’s time to take a nap”.
Norman Chad
“Best thing about a Trump casino? Exits are clearly marked”.
Vanessa Rousso
“Excited about the next few months!! A lot of international travel for playing poker, teaching poker, and DJing on the agenda!!”
Allen Bari
“Playin @MattGlantz in pineapple and noticed he takes 12 seconds between my move and his.. The exact time it takes to put an Oreo in mouth.”
Matt Salsberg
“It would better serve the regs at The Bike if the staff handed out cyanide pills instead of mini egg rolls.”
Tristian Wade
“I’ve always been a thinker. Poker probably contributed to me being an over-thinker.. A lot of my overthinking deals with me trying to figure out what other people are thinking. (Just like poker).”
Greg Raymer
“so annoyed, busted @PBKennelClub @WSOPC main, from above avg stack to out in 3 hands. 2 plays were high risk but seemed right at the time.. shoved A3, called by QJ, J on turn, busted my first seniors.”
Tiffany Michelle
“Nothing like watching the #TeenChoiceAwards to make oneself feel old. #whoarethesepeople #noseriouslywhoareallthesekids.”
Gavin Griffin
“If the guy who doesn’t tip the waitress for his free food 4bet jams the flop, you can pretty much fold.”
“Haha, currently taking 15 minutes and 2 floor men to read a hand in O/8.”
Dan O’Brien
“Pretty sick that Tony Stewart is racing #Nascar today just hours after hitting and killing a driver on foot, intentionally or not.”