Top Poker Tweets: I'm Not Complaining, But…

Here are a selection of some of the best poker tweets coming from your favorite pros over the past few days:
I’m Not Complaining, But…
Shaun Deeb
“So I tried to out two scammers with plenty of proof but @PokerNews think only @PhilGalfond is news worth getting scammed #couldhavedonemore”
Jason Mercier
Can we please get rid of the notion that calling the clock is rude? Players habitually taking longer than everyone need to be taught #CLOCK! As soon as a player who is slower than everyone, takes 3-4 mins for a river decision, I’ll be calling the clock. Not rude whatsoever #Needed”
Daniel Cates
“apparently @CommerceCasino had to make sure it was ok to give me their wire info… god forbid I wire them money or something”
Eric Mizrachi
“Time to buy a house in Mexico and Bahamas so I can play on @PokerStars again. #LegalizeOnlinePoker”
Melanie Weisner
“GG Colorado. Can now add getting needled by the dealer post-bustout to my collection of beautiful verbal interchanges in poker.”
Todd Brunson
“Today is Japanese internment Remembrance Day. Over 110k japs were incarcerated and had all their possessions confiscated. This was a truly a sad occurrence in American history. Would be nice to see Obama apologize about this as well as compensation made.”
Others
Bertrand Grospellier
“Here is my statement on the “drama” of today. Thought it was standard to watch retroactively like in #poker streams http://bit.ly/1PNKsZV”
Jake Cody
“Hope I don’t see this many sharks at the tables later!! #SeaLifeAquarium #Pokerstars”
Asher Conniff 
“If your in an Uber you must not be any good at poker” – thanks, Uber driver”
Matt Glantz
“Hard not to relish the rare @shaundeeb loss in any poker game.”
Joe Hachem
Wedding day finally got here and it was all over before I could dry my tears jhachem93 https://www.instagram.com/p/BCA09ZmLie.. A big thanks for al the kind words from everyone. It’s been 24hrs and it still hasn’t sunk in that my daughter is actually married now….”
Dan O’Brien 
“Just woke from a nightmare where I was fleeing an attack in NYC and had to choose which friends fit in my car. Left an ex gf behind #Freud”