Top Poker Tweets: Bilzerian Bike Ride, Fat Poker Players

Here are a selection of some of the best poker tweets coming from your favorite pros over the past few days:
Tournament Action
Maria Ho (photo)
“What’s better than winning $1.3 million dollars? This. Almost. Not really. But maybe? Love them. #turnupinsanhose”
Mike Gorodinsky
“@SavagePoker prefer early start, no dinner, and as long as possible days that end around 10/11. think that accommodates most players”
Joe McKeehen
“Playing this silly wpt in sac town where it’s darker than parx and the dealers hand shuffle and cut the cards. But we are 9h so I’m okay.. Confirmed nobody is trying anymore.. Internet at @HolidayInn isn’t even trying. Literally nobody is trying.. Day two of the #nobodystrying tour. This is worse than day one.”
Sam Trickett 
“Playing in mr room at DTD doing by brains – rob says I have to tweet his blog or I’m barred :)”
Politics
Phil Hellmuth
“Wrote this about Trump! – RT @TSTpolitics How @realDonaldTrump changed gears to take control http://dlvr.it/KnNd1v”
Todd Brunson
“Agree to disagree. That’s what will help make America great again. Even with commie Canadians that sneak in here!! .. Take that @RealKidPoker!!!!!! GO TRUMP!!!!!!!”
Andy Frankenberger
“My 2c on Trump: skilled orator, frightening as a world leader. Imagine if US sets off a global trend of rising to power via targeted hatred.”
Erik Seidel
“Trump has shown great leadership skills, should Kim Jong-un step down he’d make the perfect replacement”
Others
Dan Bilzerian 
“Sitting in miserable ice bath, dick is tiny.. Shoutout to @lancearmstrong for flying in to help me train for my ride LA-Vegas in 48 hours”
Daniel Negreanu 
“I’m expecting to put in more volume at WSOP 2016 than I have in the last 4 years. Skipping Colossus, but will be adding the small NLH events”
Mike McDonald
“In a strip club watching #AlphaGo. Uncertain if something is wrong with me or right with me”
Dan Smith 
“The 1st time I met @FakeFlawless was 7 years ago. He told me “if you don’t piss on this elevator right now you’re a fucking pussy”
Eric Mizrachi
“Wow, just ate @hideawaypizza and no wonder why they’ve been famous since 1957!”
Mike McDonald
“Maybe my favorite poker interview ever- @kittykuopoker dropping knowledge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdu8USHc-mQ&feature=youtu.be&t=30s”
Shaun Deeb
“Rather be fat and good at poker than skinny and broke”