Poker Tweets From The Pros: JohnnyBax's Explosive False Positive, Hellmuth's New App

Here are a selection of some of the best poker tweets coming from your favorite pros over the past week:
Phil Hellmuth
“Played private NLHold’em game in LA until 8:30 AM, now hopping on a friends jet to Bay Area. Tonight I MC GSWarriors Charity Poker Tourn.”
Todd Brunson
“Taking Runner runner beats when sitting next to @phil_hellmuth who won’t shut up about his new app is hard.. I then asked if he would now stop cursing my lord. He at least laughed.. @Ercdawggy: @ToddBrunson who brags about their lifestyle more @phil_hellmuth or @BrokeLivingJRB ?” Phil. Not even close.”
Doyle Brunson
“I LOVE TOURNAMENTS AT THE BELLAGIO. AFTER PLAYERS GET BROKE IN THEM, THEY STUMBLE INTO THE CASH GAMES.#ONTILT”
Jennifer Tilly
“I’m going to write a book about gambling. That way I can deduct my poker losses as “research”.”
Jason Mercier (WPT Alpha8)
Busted in 9th. Got in my 20 bbs with AK vs Rasts AJ… No good. Feel bad for the guys who come back tomorrow and get 7th and 8th for 0$. 1 of the most grueling tournaments i played. Short all tourney, card dead, + dealing w incorrect payouts being announced and not fixed #Tilt
Bryan Devonshire
“2nd worst losing day of this year on Thursday… won it back +1k yesterday. Lost more today. Gonna set myself up to win a million tomorrow.”
Cliff “JohnnyBax” Josephy
“So, the TSA random tests me and gets a false positive for explosives. Got a full patdown in a private room. Perfect end to a perfect trip!”
Daniel “Jungleman” Cates
“In Vegas and wanted a good massage rather than “dirty massage.” Taxi driver pushes “sin city” and my friend offers place with “vip special”
Erik Seidel
“Just used Siri a min ago to find a lunch spot nearby, & now @SiriouslySusan (her voice) is following me on Twitter. Freaks me out”
Gavin Griffin
“Worst thing about playing in a casino with mostly retired people is all the “Good Old Days” talk.”
Michael Mizrachi
“What a day for me ..Worst Pain I’ve ever felt! Urgent care all day! gout or plantar fisciitis.waited 5 hours in urgent Care! ?? Better now.. Time to log on @GetLuckyPoker @EricMizrachi Get my mind off the pain ! See you at the tables … Maybe … http://t.co/YaOaoP2Bxp“