2014 WSOP Tweets Of The Week: Freezing At The Rio, Suarez Bites Back

Here are a selection of some of the top poker tweets coming from the 2014 WSOP In Las Vegas over the past week:
Joe Hachem
“It’s friggin freezzzzzzzing at the Rio today @wsop #not fun http://t.co/xCBVMSd.”
Bryan Micon
“@Lizzy_Harrison: Have I mentioned how much I adore @tattytats and her lamb chops?! http://t.co/UMUAyVlBm9″ nope, can’t think of any joke”
Dutch Boyd
“#wsop #wsop2014 #gold #bracelet #dutchboyd #PokerTilt #poker #event33 #lasvegas #Vegas #nlholdem.. Crazy how fleeting that winning feeling is. Just busted out of the $3k NL and felt like the unluckiest guy in Vegas. #pokertilt #wsop”
Robert Mizrachi
“On break got 320K in the 50k championship WSOP let’s goooo.. Day 4 tomorrow 22 left got 1,020,000. PPC. 8 away from the money.. If I win this I won’t be called @TheGrinder44 brother nomore and if @ToddBrunson wins he won’t be called @TexDolly son LOLLOL wonderwhy”
Todd Brunson
“Seated next to a dim witted blonde bimbo @REALJenHarman.. Lol. Went and bought glasses cause she thinks she will look smart and I’ll quit calling her a dim witted blonde bimbo http://t.co/LNqiSfpct3”
“I guess I better quit calling @REALJenHarman a dim witted blonde bimbo. She knocked me out of the greatest tournament ever. Biatch… Lol jk”
Jason Mercier
“Just bought into the 50k poker players championship. I’m about 3 hours later than I was planning because I lost my wallet today, luckily… It was found, and turned it hotel security. I still have faith in humanity, now let’s win the 50k!!”
Jimmy Fricke
“Sweet jesus, the gold I’ve tweeted this series and the most responses I get in the least amount of time are for a fucking typo. YOU MANIACS!”
Matthew Waxman
“Be responsible and reMember to wrap it up tonight, guys. We Don’t need soMe girl getting An E D C section 9 months from now.”
Tiffany Michelle
“If I die from my current #Uber experience, it won’t be cuz my driver murdered me… it’ll be from cologne consumption / suffocation.”
Matt Salsberg
“Rivered at Venetian for heaps. Then they didnt flop me an ace or jack to beat the kid with 9 balls (No mom, he doesn’t have 9 testicles).”
Daniel Negreanu
“Ante only no limit holdem is 1000 times more fun and skillful than holdem with blinds. Everyone should try it you will love it.. Ante Only NLH would make poker more FUN! Average player goes from folding 75% of the time to calling over 80%. Less watching more PLAYING!”
Matt Savage
“As humans we use our hands to survive. Take away the use of the hands and the boredom soccer provides and it’s human instinct. #FreeSuarez”