Top Poker Tweets Of The Week: Phil Ivey Gripes, Fossilman Forgets, Selbst Goes To Tanzania

Here are a selection of some of the top poker tweets coming from the pros over the past week:
Jason Mercier
“First thing Ivey says to me today- “damn you look older bro!” … Oh, Thanks Phil! I feel young tho brah.”
Daniel Negreanu
“Very few things in life are more fun than golfing with @philivey and listening to him moan every time you hit a good shot.”
Greg Raymer
“Just proved again I’m an idiot. Supposed to be flying to Calgary to visit @dficpkr, got to airport, passport expired. Apologies to all.”
Todd Bruson
“Watched the Super Bowl and ate lunch at @gitanaburbank with my Lebanese friend Danny and a bunch of Lebanese. For a racist I’m not around…Too many WASPS. Food was great at @gitanaburbank too. I didn’t try a hookah but they smelled great.”
Vanessa Selbst
“Leaving for honeymoon today. We’ll be gone 12 days or 7 yrs 12 days, depending how aggressively Tanzania enforces its no homosexuality law.”
Barry Greenstein
“The bad news is I broke my foot playing tennis in Australia. The good news is walking with crutches is great exercise.”
Jimmy Fricke
“Being hard of hearing is the worst. Makes me feel like such an idiot to have someone repeat “how many chips do you have” 4 times.”
Jon Eaton
“w/ all due respect to those who think it’s just bc online poker is gone, you’re not even close. it’s not that poker isn’t GROWING…it’s that it was taking a step back for almost the past 6 or 7 years. fish are going away, games dying around town, nothing to do w/ online.”
Dani Stern
“What is the latest with @lockpoker? Are people still actually playing there?”
Bernard Lee
“Although had fun time @HarrahsTunica, excited to go home & see family. Amazingly about same temp in Boston #HopingForNoFlightDelays #fb..Well mechanical issues in Memphis (4hr delay) – thought might be stuck b/c of storms in Chic & Bos. But tx-fully will get home by 11pm #fb..3 mech failures, 13hrs at airport &lost bag, Can’t make it home. w/ snowstorm in Boston, now in Tunica until Thurs #WorstTravelDayEver #fb”
Chris Moorman
“Just finished my 18 hour grind today with a win in the Party Major to complete my 20th triple Crown #winning”