Top Poker Tweets Of The Week: Negreanu's Small Ball Crap, Rettenmaier's Tache

Here are a selection of some of the top poker tweets coming from the pros over the past week:
Daniel Negreanu
“I just hate this small ball crap” Kevin Spacey #HouseOfCards haha!
Matt Salsberg
“Kudos @VictoriaCoren on your resignation from @PokerStars And congrats @ChinoRheem on being named her successor! #KiddingDontDoomswitchMe”
Marvin Rettenmaier
“November, the time of the year I get reminded of my incapability to grow a real beard… 🙂 #movember http://t.co/pvjGz2YEOU”
Jimmy Fricke (photo)
“Does no one else find it f***ing creepy that the commentators for celebrity death match look exactly like Lon and @NormanChad?”
Norman Chad
“All my friends struggle with online dating and Charles Manson finds a woman to marry JUST LIKE THAT. #mostinterestingfelonintheworld”
Doyle Brunson
“You know you are in a Redneck motel when u tell the desk clerk “I have a leak in my sink”. Then he replies “go ahead”.
“A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his widow. Trouble is, she can’t touch it until she is 14…..better?”
Todd Brunson
“@olegsmith: @ToddBrunson hey Todd, I think @TexDolly is far funnier than you!” Good go drink with him then!!!!!
Chris Moneymaker
“On a different note hate this time of year. Every time I hear “Black Friday” I get gag reflex.”
Bryan Devonshire
“Just got caught with pot and a gun by border patrol in Arizona, they let me drive off with both after 10 minutes. Bad sniffer dog, good cop!”
Liv Boeree
“Putting my words into a poker book for the first time ever! Co-writing a chapter with @phil_hellmuth – will announce more soon.”
Shaun Deeb
“I’m thankful to my fellow Ofc degens helping me get through another holiday season.”
Cliff “JohnnyBax” Josephy
“Anyone know the record for most Pretzel M&Ms ever consumed in 1 day? I’ve got to be pretty close right now #Thankful”