Top Poker Tweets Of The Week: Ivey Broke, More Brunson Villain Tales

Here are a selection of some of the top poker tweets coming from the pros over the past week:
Allen Bari
“Not that I think Ivey is broke, but if he was, him winning a max (if he had 100% of himself) of 4 mill doesnt change that.. #pitissues”
Todd Brunson
“Ok this villain is a well known player. Or at least was. Let’s use the name danny mook. Let’s call the victim hennifer jarman..Hennifer went to the bathroom and came back and noticed she was missing like 15k in $500 chips. She asked the table 5 times what happened.. Finally Hennifer told the floor to check the camera. (does this story sound familiar). Finally Danny speaks up and says: oh, while u were gone, I knocked over both our chips and I might have accidentally taken too many.” (15k too many in $500 chips???? Ya ok) what makes…This story 10 times worse is Danny and Hennifer were supposedly best friends. They don’t speak any more.”
Gavin Smith
“wow big sorry to @ShannonShorr I clicked on your profile and thought you blocked me then realized it was me who blocked you #accident!”
Jason Mercier
“Leaving Australia and heading to South Africa. Around the world I go.”
Jeff Gross
“Taking off for Johannesburg, South Africa!!???? time to catch up on some rest, just played my first 24hr+ session of poker since college ??.. Made it to South Africa 15 hours later! Slept about 9 hours and watched; gravity, all is lost, and runner runner.” (photo)
Allen Cunningham
“I have to look at about 20 captchas to find one I can read. And audio captchas, fuggedaboutit.”
Chris Moorman
“If you can’t spot the fish on @PokerStars it’s probably the player with the tablet/smartphone sign by their screen name #goodforthegame”
Jimmy Fricke
“Went to a bar last night with @f3nix35 and friends. I’ve been to a bar less than 5 times in my life. Saw a huge fistfight. I like bars now.”
Daniel Negreanu
“Checked the new WSOP 2014 schedule for the summer and have 29 events on my play list. Will do the breakdown in a future blog.”
Antonio Esfandiari
“After 9 years of begging and pleading I finally got @erik_seidel to have dinner w me #IhaveFinallyArrived #HardTicketToGet”
Doyle Brunson
“Hope whoever stole my crutch enjoys it. Didn’t know thieves hung out at Albertsons. Fortunately, I’ve got plenty for back up.#timesaretough”