Top Poker Tweets Of The Week: Helmuth's $99 Webinar, Bellande's 1- Drop Entry

Here are a selection of some of the top poker tweets coming from the pros over the past week:
Phil Hellmuth
“I’m going to reveal to you the strategies I used to win 2012 WSOPE Main Event. 3 hour Webinar ($99) Sat May 17th: http://t.co/mCYuvgljaJ”
Jean-Robert Bellande
“There goes a milly! I just bought into the 1-Drop. If I win this it’ll be brokeliving no more.… http://instagram.com/p/n3xmlntfx4/”
All In Magazine
“What does everyone think of @BrokeLivingJRB buying into the One Drop? And what’s the over/under on % he has of himself? 1%? 1.5%?”
Doyle Brunson
“I probably won’t play the one drop tournament. If someone wants to put me in let me know, I just don’t have a spare million laying around.”
Daniel Negreanu
“WSOP Bracelet Bet Offering: me and @philivey as a team, you can bet the don’t on either of us winning a bracelet this summer at even money. Min bet is $5k against me and Ivey winning a bracelet this summer and the odds are even money. One of us wins- you lose. Simple.”
Bryan Devonshire
“Made $1k at work today. Made way more at #DFS. Dreams of going pro grow.. So excited. Feels like my first good month of online poker.. Remember that first moment when you looked at your online poker account, laughed, and thought, can’t be real? Just had my #DFS one of those..Tried to make my first #DFS withdrawl, couldn’t because @PayPal banned me for life for accepting @WSOP gambling payments last year. #ironic.”
Matthew Ashton
“Just went for a pee and pretty sure it defied the laws of physics.Got a splashback onto my bicep. Prob 2x the distance it began its descent.”
Andrew Robl
“Had my first session of Muay Thai after back to back 30 hour poker sessions. Was so worthless could of been KOed by a 90lbs girl.”
Shane Schleger
“Thoughts and prayers to Alec Baldwin…it took me YEARS to get NYC bike violations off my DMV record!!! http://t.co/eMpiAB6eSg”
Todd Brunson
“I actually don’t think a persons brain who is on cocaine could race as fast as mine. Especially when I’m trying to sleep.. 12.5 mgs of ambien and nothin.. Must either be a placebo or the fairy got cocaine into the pills somehow. Is it safe to take another one?”