Top Poker Tweets Of The Week: Hellmuth's Golf Record, Brunson's Favourite Gun

Here are a selection of some of the top poker tweets coming from the pros over the past week:
Tatjana Pasalic (photo)
“Got denied alcohol in Vegas due to no ID on me. As if I look 21. #WishfulThinking #NoVinoWithLunch #SadPanda.”
Daniel Negreanu
“In 140 characters or less tell me what you would do if someone gave you $500 with no strings attached.”
“Read through your tweets. If you are 1 of the 10 people who’s tweet I favorited, it’s your lucky day. I’m sending you $500 each! Just cause.. $500 on the way to all 10 of you. All I ask in return is that you keep your word and do with the money what you tweeted you would!”
Phil Hellmuth
“At Stanford Golf Course again, made 5 pars on first six holes: figured I better post this now before I fall apart!.. Hello Golf!! Shot the round of my life today! 10 pars, and birdied no 18 (almost knocked a 3 wood in the hole for Eagle!). #StanfordGolf.. SHOCKED and happy that I just shot a career best 80 at Stanford! I’m a bad golfer (22 handi), who has NOT been practicing at all…Weird.”
Doyle Brunson
“Just saw the 15 favorite hand guns in America. They must have made a mistake, the 357 magnum wasn’t even listed.#bestgunever.”
Jason Mercier
“Got 2nd place for €473,500. Couldn’t be happier with the result! Thanks so much for the support guys. See u in Florida! 10 mill Guaranteed!.. Blows my mind that within 24 hours of finishing up a tournament in Barcelona. I’m playing another tourney across the world. Just hopped in.”
Chris Moorman
“In Florida for the $10 million guaranteed @shrpo Must play good! I really want to avoid a trip to the bank tomorrow… #onebulletftw.. Trying to avoid the @JohnnyBaxPoker one bullet curse. I have 62k going into 4/800. 4 more levels left tonight #LastManStanding.. 1 outtered for heaps with kings v jacks. Thanks @JohnnyBaxPoker ! I guess I’m getting up early tomorrow to visit the bank… #busto #bullet2.”
Jean-Robert Bellande
“JRB, That’s the 1st time I’ve ever seen your hand hold up on 3 boards”-@Andrew_Robl How bad did that guy run? #brokerecord.”
Matt Salsberg
“If anyone has an extra bed at SHR starting tomorrow a friend is looking to chop one for a few days. He may or may not put out. But lmk.”
Alex Outhred
“There’s two women I’d like to meet one day. @YolieTheJew and whoever she says “Hi” to.”
Jimmy Fricke
“The first guy who makes a subscription service where you can watch someone play poker through their google glass is going to be so rich.”