Top Poker Tweets Of The Week: Coolers And Sleepless Nights

Here are a selection of some of the top poker tweets coming from the pros over the past week:
Matt Salsberg
“I’m one more on the wrong side of another cooler on Pokerstars away from siding with Sheldon Adelson. #FuckOnlinePoker”
Kevin Iacofano
“Worst Sunday in 5 years. Shattered a mouse to end my 2k SCOOP. Some guys just love flush draws for 200 big blinds. Every major tourney.. The throw your mouse twice to shatter final straw “SCOOP-02-H: $2,100 NL Hold’em, $1.25M Gtd” http://t.co/4oGKlJRvD2 #BOOMPlayer”
Dutch Boyd
“Casino games on Full Tilt… so lame. This is what’s wrong with poker.”
Todd Brunson
“Is it possible someone is slipping me high doses of cocaine every night before I try and go to sleep????”
Vanessa Selbst
“Sleepless nights are awful, but also awesome, in that they make you realize just how many hours there are in one day.”
Phil Ivey
“If you want your dreams to come true, don’t sleep.”–Yiddish Proverb
Daniel Negreanu
“Big night at the St.Jude’s gala last night raised over $900,000! First class event, always a pleasure to work with St.Jude’s.”
Phil Hellmuth
“Woke up in my boys palace in Beverly Hills: everyone gone. Called Uber, but couldn’t open the gate…Me and my bags went OVER the GATE!!”
Adam Levy
“These 16 hour work days are impossible. 62nd in the $2k. It’s a wonder I didn’t fall asleep during this tweet.”
Dan O’Brien
“Well. I just dove face first into a jet ski that @allenbari was driving. Hoping the video rivals Blitz’s porn star snuff film.”
Sorel Mizzi
“Accidentally walked into the ladies restroom while focusing on my fantasy land hand in OFC on the app. #doublefantasyland.”
Jason Mercier
“Over a year ago @magicantonio bet me 1k (on my word) that if I watched season 1 of Game of Thrones, itd be in my top 3 shows all time #Free$.. Finally got around to it… #DelayedPrinting.”
Doyle Brunson
“Nicest compliment I ever got..Texas tourist..”U know what we call you in the Lone Star State”? I said nope…”The Tim Duncan of poker”.#cool”