Top Poker Tweets of the Week

Here is a selection of some of the top tweets coming from your favorite pros over the past few days:
Politics
Simmy Kustanowitz
“Russia, if you’re listening, please find a way to stop Pottery Barn from sending me daily emails even though I unsubscribed in 2013.”
Andy Frankenberger
“If I had a $1 for every “must read” article posted about Trump. It’s like a contest — who can articulate his incompetence the best.. There should be a qualification: must read *if you’re planning to vote for him and you don’t already know he’s an a-h*”
Darrren Rice
“@daniel_shak @RealKidPoker @Raymond_Claus DN has lost the plot. I’m a huge fan of his poker and attitude to life, but he’s off the rails atm”
Eli Lake
“For too long, reality TV star real-estate moguls have been silenced by the immigrant parents of slain U.S. soldiers. Trump says, “no more.”
Adrienne Airhart
“My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white lady who looked nothing like me. I get it now. Oh wait that’s not my waiter.”
Pokemon
Joe Cada
“Dogs are loving this new game Pokemon Go. Multiple walks a day”
Dale Philip 
“Been bumped into twice already today by stupid people looking at their damn phones. Maybe they’d have noticed me if I was a fucking Pokémon!”
A Poker Pros’ Lot
Malu Kido
“Poker friends, if you could take my survey, I’d really appreciate it. It’s for my PhD dissertation. Share, please! https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/pokersurvey2016”
Eric Mizrachi
“Yay, I hit the 16,000 follower mark, I just want to thank you all… I wouldn’t be tweeting without you. G-D Bless us all!”
Todd Brunson
“I just beat @junglemandan a pot and he physically assaulted me.”
Phil Galfond
“#LiveReads: When @junglemandan pauses Mortal Kombat, he has a big hand.”
Haley Hintze
“Last night my brother-in-law said he might play a @msptpoker event, and he asked me, “WTF is ‘Chainsaw-approved’?” @AllenKessler”
Isaac Haxton
“Was just instructed to “Stand properly! Like a normal human!” in the scanner box thing at the airport.”
Richard
“@ikepoker just say ‘id like to see you stand properly , after 10 years of being haunched over a computer screen’ we trying to get by here”