Top Poker Tweets: Super Bowl 50, Winners & Losers

Here are a selection of some of the best poker tweets coming from your favorite pros over the past week:
Winners & Losers
Todd Brunson
“Nothing worse than playing in a great poker game, @mikethemouth93 winning every pot, but telling non stop sports bad beat stories all night.. The day shift will be here soon. This is gonna be a long one.. Just got home and I’m dead tired. Funny, 17 hours used to be a fairly short session for me. #GettingOld”
Doyle Brunson
“Hard to sit home after two terrible poker losses. Especially when there is two big games going.#disipline”
Jason Mercier
“Won 6.5 hours of massages from my girlfriend today in a series of bets involving tennis and then chess. #ScoopJardine! Sorry @natashabarbour”
Dan O’Brien
“In an alternate universe, I won $10k and had sex tonight. In this one, I stayed in the game, lost it all, and jerked off. #multiverse”
Super Bowl 50
Antonio Esfandiari (photo)
“Super Bowl 50 is a GOOOOO!!! Levis stadium in Santa Clara is pumping. My old stomping grounds. Go Panthers!!”
Allen Kessler
“That lady gaga national anthem was the best since Whitney Houston. Amazing… Zero chance they are singing live or playing violins live on halftime show. Why bother with this farce? #SB50”
Maria Ho
“Having to take a shot every time the opposing team scores makes you have a rooting interest reallllll quick. #GoBroncosGo #SB50”
Others
Olivier Busquet
“The sad truth is that an incredibly high % of players either play on other people’s accounts or let others play on theirs – totally shameful”
Slow Poker News
“Ashton Griffin starts his ridiculous prop bet today. He bet Haseeb Qureshi at 3/1 that he could run 70 miles in 24 hours. Good luck Ashton!”
Mike McDonald
“A big thanks to @pratyushbuddiga for not violating the first rule of poker coaching @ Paper… https://www.instagram.com/p/BBb9Ha4OFuN/”
Shaun Deeb
“My brother and I helping clean out my grams pantry and fridge prob 60% were expired but one really stood out #1994”
Jeff Madsen
“the surest way to read a mans soul is thru his sneeze.. just tank long enough until he does, or secretly toss pepper across the table at him”
Matt Salsberg 
“Had it with chicks, you’re all dust. I’m going gay. Hit me up if you want to be my first. Anyone know any good relationship counsellors who specialize in poker players?”
Maria Mayrinck
“I wish I could read Catcher for the 1st time again to remember how I felt the 1st time. Like sex. Certain things need more warning”