Top Poker Tweets From The Pros: Moorman's 23rd Triple Crown, Bari's Bluff

Here are a selection of some of the best poker tweets coming from your favorite pros over the past week:
Allen Bari
“I can watch endless hours of poker on TV, however, for whatever reason watching Poker night in america is painful to me.. Idk why..sorry Nolan.. If this esfandiari show underground poker gets picked up for more than another 2 episodes, I will eat @MattGlantz’s sweaty t shirt #worst.. I think @PokerNightTV paid Antonio to air this filth to make their episodes look more tolerable.. Can’t wait for the next episode!”
Chris Moorman
“Haven’t won a WCOOP yet but I did win Triple Crown number 23 today instead #23enigma”
Jeff Madsen
“i just rolled the worst joint someone send help quick.”
David Williams
“First time @draisafterhours since @BobbyShmurdaGS9 Hot Nigga came out. Wow! Killed the club. Everyone doing the shmurda dance.. The fact that my last tweet has zero replies says a lot about the diversity of my followers. LOL”
Mike Leah
“Punted my chips @BorgataPoker Can’t help myself trying to bluff ladies champ abe korotki’s face Booking next flight home for wcoop”
Jason Mercier
“Broncos +4 was quite the rollercoaster. The kind u get off of and puke your guts out. Going back into retirement, see u guys next season!”
Matt Savage
“RT @grotenstein asks poker should have some means of disciplining players http://t.co/VFxoxqi6pn <~I’d commish, can I get paid like Goddell?”
Allen Cunningham
“I want a phone that is just a thumb and pinky ring such that I can hold my hand in the ‘hang loose’ position up to the side of my head.”
Kevin Iacofano
“I haven’t won a damn thing in poker for year, I bet that Jags and Rams today and I root for Cleveland #welcometoLoserville.”
Scott Clements
“I love how in online poker you can go from Penthouse to Outhouse or Vice Versa in the time of one live Tank.”
Tiffany Michelle
“I love it when #bitchesbelike “No makeup selfie!”… and I’m like “Giiirl please, I can see the mascara clumps on your lashes!!!”
Phil Ivey
“The only way watching football at home all day in the U.S. could get any better is if I could play online poker while doing it.”