Top Poker Tweets From The Pros: Missteps & Fantasy Sports
November 24, 2014 12:42 pmHere are a selection of some of the best poker tweets coming from your favorite pros over the past week:
Missteps
Vanessa Rousso
Big mistake at @SoaringEagle777 @HPTPoker mistaking 5k chips for 1k chips–to bust on J high board w AJ when I commit myself vs a set ๐ ugh
Jimmy Fricke
“And busto on my first open shove. How do people get folds!?”
Mike Leah
“Whooops made a couple mistakes today; busto just shy of the $ @WPT @PlaygroundPoker Might play the 10k HR tomorrow or jump on a flight home.”
Farts
Joseph Cheong
“Witnessed weirdest interaction ever in elevator at koreatown city center. Elderly couple enters elevator. Old man angrily yells at wife “Dummy!” Let’s out long fart. “Do you know what that means?!” Let’s out another loud fart. Both exit elevator. Neither acknowledged my presence for even a second.”
Dan O’Brien
Whenever I have to fart in a public place, I look for a smoker to cozy up next to and do my best to make it audible.
Todd Brunson’s Joke
Scott Rountree
@TexDolly @ToddBrunson @ARIAPoker Q: Why do Jewish men like 2 watch porno backwards? A: They like where the hooker gives the money back.
yo17eddy
@TexDolly @ToddBrunson @ARIAPoker Who says anti-semitism isn’t hereditary?
Todd Brunson
โ@ratpacker99: @yo17eddy @ToddBrunson @TexDolly @ARIAPoker how the fuck is that anti-semetic?โ I guess I shouldn’t play against Jews???
Fantasy Sports
Bryan Devonshire
“I think I got married nine years ago today. Then she told me poker would make me suicidal and I moved to Vegas. Good thing #DFS [Daily Fantasy Sports] came along. If I sit out the @hptpoker event because of #DFS, is that like normal people not going to work because of poker? I dream of being a DFS pro. Won more playing NHL and NBA on @DraftKings than I would have expected to win playing that poker tournament today. And did NFL research!”
David Baker
“America – the only country in the world where one can be a daily fantasy sports pro but not a poker pro? #AmericanWay”
Miscellaneous
Matt Stout (photo)
“I hate it when I’m on the road, pull something delicious out of the fridge, turn around, and fail to see this. http://t.co/3yqYOL4xuM”
Jason Mercier
“@danobrienpoker thinks he’s funny… I just think he’s creepy http://instagram.com/p/vhjM9NpuPs/”