Top Poker Tweets From The Pros: Hellmuth Hits The Bottle, Moorman's PC Bug

Here are a selection of some of the best poker tweets coming from your favorite pros over the past week:
Chris Moorman
“Wtf windows 8 forced me into doing an update and an hour later this is what my computer screen looks like pic.twitter.com/DWt1GKXYaE.”
Jonas Mackoff
“@Moorman1 quick everyone reg everything we have a chance!”
Chris K
“@Moorman1 thats a known windows bug. after 21triple crowns ur pc is broke ;)”
Daniel Negreanu
“Blocked my first person ever on twitter! Congrats on the accomplishment sir! Didn’t want people to have to read vile garbage constantly.”
Phil Hellmuth
“PIC: amazing 40-plus year old scotches!! Which one should drink first? Hanging at @WestcoastBill’s man cave! http://moby.to/bcrzvm .. PIC: started w Glenfiddich 40, 2nd Glenmorangie Pride 40, then The Balvenie 40.. http://moby.to/b6wm5s.”
Vanessa Selbst
“Brag: Rando gushed over me, asked for photo. Beat: he thought I was famous chef. Brag: Resto manager overheard convo& comped our shitty meal.”
Galen Hall
“@VanessaSelbst Your BBV’s are just like your poker career. All brags, no variance ;)”
Jason Koon
“It’s amazing the level of integrity I’ve witnessed within the world of poker. The swings and chaos seem to polarize people to great or evil.”
Matt Salsberg
“The combination of sushi, lots of cold sake and a cupcake seems to produce dreams where your dog can talk in the voice of @chicagocards1.”
Todd Brunson
“The subjects that come up at poker table: tonight: terrorist, beastiality, cannibalism…. I hope homeland isn’t tuning in tonight.. Well I was winning all night so johnny chan called for a brand new set up and I lost every hand. But I retaliated. 2 vodkas and I got even.”
Tiffany Michelle
“Bad place to participate in #karaoke = Les Miserable’s cast party.”
Dutch Boyd
“Darin Thomas once told me something that stuck. “Poker is pain management.” It’s true. Taking some aspirin.”
Shaun Deeb
“Another first for flying they said please keep all peanuts sealed someone has airborne allergies of them that must be the worst condition.”
Liv Boeree
“Phone (and I) got thrown into water this afternoon so if you’re trying to get hold of me, no receivo.”
Marvin Rettenmaier
“Had a great couple of days back in Germany visiting the family. There ain’t no party like my nana’s tea party!”