Top Poker Tweets: I'm Not Complaining But…

Here are a selection of some of the best tweets coming from your favorite pros over the past few days:
I’m Not Complaining But…
Matt Glantz
“Making a pledge right now. If I ever win $7.7m in a poker tournament, I will not complain about anything on twitter for 12 calendar months.”
Todd Brunson
“This mf tricked me into this game. All in and hits a 6 outer first hand against me”
Bertrand Grospellier
“FUCKING TILT 🙁 3 final 2 tables of #SCOOP2016 on @PokerStarsFR … NotLikeThis http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/18758807_C93F794B25 … #GG”
Niall Farrell
“Think my favourite part of poker is when someone bets river, gets called, then no-one shows their hand for 112 minutes.”
Jeff Madsen 
“5 year anniv. of Black Friday.. as a former Tilt Pro with no warning my monthly income would vanish, it def didn’t affect my life at all lol.. sarcasm .. thanks again Full Tilt you fuckheads.. i thought it would take a while for online poker to be fully back in the U.S. , but honestly i thought it would take less than 5 years”
Maria Ho
“If you think there’s a correlation between my chip stack and me having a cocktail you’d be right. #spinupordrinkup”
Matt Salsberg
“Well I flopped a set and got it in vs an unnamed November 9ers bottom pair and gutter and now I’m in my room reexamining my life choices.”
Others
Olivier Busquet
“Idk if @gpl is gonna be a big hit or not but one thing is for sure: since it started, my Facebook friend requests have been poppin off….”
Andy Frankenberger
“I am not a video game person but I CAN NOT STOP playing Agar.io. 1st time I can 100% say paid advertising works #HouseOfCards”
Allen Kessler (photo)

“Omg decided to wind down and play some slots after bagging in the $10k. And hit for 571,600 …. Pennies!”
Liv Boeree
“Ah, that time I took a photo of me taking a photo of two pigs mating while wearing an absurd rollerblading outfit”
Daniel Negreanu
“Not so subtle poker reference from the writers of #Rounders in their new show #Billions @briankoppelman Love it!”
Phil Hellmuth
“Almost never happens, but I’m rooting harder for someone else than I am for myself in a poker tournament: my oldest son Phillip! #GoPhillip!.. Watching my son in @ChoctawDurant $225 tourney. 166 started, 40 left, 18 get paid. #GoPhillip! The players and staff here are nicest EVER!”