Top Poker Tweets Of The Week

Here are some of the top tweets coming from the poker community over the past week:
Phil Hellmuth
“Slow ride = sleeping 11 hrs a day, and watching NFL, Star Wars Ep 1 -3 & “Criminal Minds.” Basically bored out of my mind, but refueling”
Shaun Deeb
“For first time in my life I’m bored enough to play slots trying to kill time before I go to sleep”
Doyle Brunson
“Yeee Hawww…Casper had a mini stroke,I thought he was gone, but other than wobbling around while he walks, seems to be doing good!#GoCasper”
Daniel Negreanu
“Guy on my left AND guy on my right BOTH bought me a massage at the same time! I said no thanks but they prepaid. Trying to make me sleepy!”
Todd Brunson
“RT @BenbaLamb: Never drinking again. Can I have all the liquor in ur condo then? What was that 5 times distilled one called?”
Jason Mercier
“Yup. No bag… Not enough time during my connection. Good thing I’m wearing shorts and a t shirt and its 2 degrees Celsius..
Met a dude who also lost his bag on the same route… He offered me a ride to the hotel from his chauffeur. Dudes got a rolls royce #ballin”
Justin “Boosted J” Smith
“Shazamming a song and finding out it’s Justin Bieber is like checking out a hot chick and realizing it’s a tranny”
Jonathan Little
“Out. I lost AK to TT, KK to AK, and A5 to KT, all to @AMFrankenberger.”
Erik Seidel
“I’d feel so much more cultured if I could pronounce Javier Bardem”
Matt Glantz
“Re-entry Consensus from numerous responses – Players prefer: $10k – no re-entry, $3500 one re-entry, $1500 and under multiple re-entry..Don’t kill the messenger. Personally I don’t care and will adapt to whatever the future holds. #reentryitus”
Liv Boeree
“The air raid sirens are going off in Prague right now. Very creepy sounding but apparently normal”
Brandon Cantu
“This takes the cake in lacenter wa at the palace casino playing ultimate Texas Holdem. I play 3 hands lose everyone my wife hits a…Straight flush they take 15 minutes to pay her 1700 the floor tells me I switched the cards and 5 security guards come to arrest me…I say I would love to hear how she says I switched the cards to give her str8 flush I laugh at her. She then says omg I am so embarrassed…I was given bad information the security guy was wrong she looks down and says I am going to get fired for this shakes her head and walks..That’s the weirdest thing I have ever witnessed”